If Elected, an iPhone in Every Pocket…

Probably one of the more popular joke candidates, one must admit he did a good job turning Apple around and he does have executive experience. With new iPhone partnerships with cellular carriers around the world he even has a lot more foreign policy experience than he did even a few short years ago.

Barbershop Look for Huckabee Headwear

Nothing evokes the gentlemanly side of southern culture more than a straw hat. I used to wear these when I was a barbershop singer in grade school. Definitely one of the most underrated hats.

Campaign Cowboy Loves Buttons

This Hillary Clinton supporter got his ten gallon hat signed and is proud to show his support with an assortment of campaign buttons. He’s almost to Ramblin’ Rod territory, and for this I salute him!

American Flag Contact Lenses

Political promotion has officially entered the post-Marylin Manson age with this Ron Paul supporter and her custom American flag contacts. Good, clean patriotism and promotion, or is this why the rest of the world is afraid of us?

It All Starts with Buttons

Let’s start off where all political schwag seems to start: buttons! I’m going to resist the temptation to refer to it as “the lowly campaign button” because what better, more cost effective way is there for someone to show their colors and promote their candidate?