How better than to advertise the candidacy of a giant mythical squid than through a cute little stuffed promotional teddy bear? The Cthulhu 2008 campaign humorously takes early twentieth century horror writer H.P. Lovecraft’s classic deep-sea monster and puts him on the ballot. Evil Genius Tees is still selling all kinds of Elect Cthulhu schwag, including the usual array of tees, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Of course, Cthulhu, being an “elder god” who lives forever in Lovecraft’s short stories, will be coming back to campaign for a looooong time, so there are even promotional baby onesies for the young ones.

Given his taste for devouring human beings (and basically anything else put in front of him), the Cthulhu promotional BBQ apron is probably the funniest promo merchandise on the site. Why settle for the lesser of two evils, anyway?

Posted on November 3rd, 2009 by PoliticalSchwagCollector
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