Well this promotional political brochure features a cartoon that just tells you how bad things are in the United States right now. When it’s easier to find a war than it is to get a job, you know you’re in for trouble. However, the last time I checked, isn’t being a soldier a type of profession? Maybe the artist should have pondered this more so that he might have taken into mind people who think very literally, like me. Either way, the only good thing that I can say about this is that it’s a great piece of custom advertising for the Recession…for those who…may be…fans…of the recession?
Have you felt like Barack Obama hasn’t been saying exactly what you want? Well, now you can make him say whatever you’d like with this cool custom bumper sticker! I think mine would say “Healthcare Bill…Kenya do anything to stop me!” However, since I don’t have a car I feel I’d much rather have this as an imprinted t-shirt or maybe even on a promotional tote bag!
Check out these really well-made Barack Obama shoes! Featuring a trendy design with his face imprinted on the front, these shoes are ridiculously cool and support our government in a new and edgy way. The only problem I’d have with these is trying to keep them clean all the time, but if you happen to have a promotional shoe shining kit then there’s no reason for you not to get these! With all the Obama inspired custom t-shirts out there, you’ll definitely have the most individualistic expression of your support for our president!
Leave it to Vice President Joe Biden to put the importance of the health care legislation his boss was about to sign into law into language that we can all understand: “This is a big $%@!ing deal”. This hilarious quote from such a momentous occasion in the United States has me so pumped I think I’m going to put the line on a custom t-shirt! Well…maybe that is going a bit too far, I think I would settle for having my own personal coffee mug with Mr. Biden’s words plastered all around it. It would definitely garner a few laughs.
“Today after almost a century of trial, today after over a year of debate, today after all the votes have been tallied, health insurance reform becomes law in the United States of America. All of the overheated rhetoric over reform will finally confront the reality of reform.” – President Obama
Today marks an historic day as it is one that saw Barack Obama sign in the new Health Bill. The new law will eventually extend health insurance cover to about 32 million Americans who currently do not have any. Although it was heavily opposed by Republicans to the point where not a single Republican voted for it, the new health bill shows great promise for the future generations of Americans. There’s also great incentive for its passing in the fact that the proposed plan will lower American national debt by $147 billion. Any way you look at it, this is great promotional government action for Mr. Obama, as it looks like he is now beginning to take the reins in Washington.
When I saw this ad, I almost died of laughter. I couldn’t believe (well, actually with him I can believe it) that George Bush said that. In a “Bye Bye Bush” ad campaign, Tesa tape has made quite a few hilarious custom posters. If only these were around when he was running for his second term as president…how different his promotional political campaign could have gone!
In the ever aggravating world of politics, there is one thing that will keep most of us sane…and he goes by the name of John Stewart. Making fun of those in the White House and around the globe, John Stewart and the guys at the Daily Show (Colbert counts too, he was there) attempt to unhinge some of the anger that we have towards the government by making us laugh at it…and they’re doing a damn good job of it. I actually don’t know what’s funnier in this image, Stewart’s impression or the fact that I totally agree with the caption. Either way, let’s face it, our news sources these days aren’t too reliable…But I have a solution to all of this…And that’s for John Stewart to run for president. Can you imagine seeing his face on television 24/7! It’d be great. And I guarantee that he’d have no trouble finding people to work on his promotional political campaign. Of course it’ll never happen, but if it did you know that the personal brochures and flyers that he’d put out would be amazing.
Now here’s some political schwag with a message I can really get behind. Personally, I’m getting tired of this left/right, conservative/liberal, democrat/republican game that everyone seems to love playing. Whatever happened to educating yourself and forming your own opinions? This custom t-shirt is for those who don’t think the two party system is working.
Ever since the Bush “Miss Met Yet?” billboard popped up in rural Minnesota, people of questionable IQ levels have been going nuts to get their hands on branded merchandise online. CafePress, a company that allows customers to create their own custom apparel and promotional products, reports that 10 of the bestselling items are “Miss Me Yet?” themed. There is currently no Obama schwag on the list! The Obama honeymoon might be over, but you won’t catch me begging Bush to come back any time soon.
Just when the politicans in our country couldn’t make themselves look any worse, Sarah Palin gets busted reading some Kingergarden-level talking points off of her hand in the middle of an interview. We all know capitalism is quick to capitalize on these sorts of embarrassments, and here’s the first of many “hand-o-prompter” schwag items I expect to see – a custom magnet depicting the incident. God help us all.